Six Impossible Things

Out of the Blue

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

—Sidney Freedman (via normryl)

(via major-charlie)

That was strange. I drink martinis.

—Completely Missing the Point: In the finale, Sidney reminds Hawkeye that the night before he was hospitalized, he drove a jeep though the wall of the Officer’s Club and ordered a double bourbon. Hawkeye’s reply above. :)

(Source: normryl, via major-charlie)

You are altogether beautiful, my love; there is no flaw in you.

—[Song of Solomon 4:7] (via everlytrue)




You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.

Galaxy Quest is the best of all the Star Trek movies.


she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

This is me. I have a photocopier dance that my coworkers anticipate with gladness, I am sure. 

(via elmify)