Six Impossible Things

Out of the Blue

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

—Sidney Freedman (via normryl)

(via major-charlie)

That was strange. I drink martinis.

—Completely Missing the Point: In the finale, Sidney reminds Hawkeye that the night before he was hospitalized, he drove a jeep though the wall of the Officer’s Club and ordered a double bourbon. Hawkeye’s reply above. :)

(Source: normryl, via major-charlie)

You are altogether beautiful, my love; there is no flaw in you.

—[Song of Solomon 4:7] (via everlytrue)

wilwheaton:

mrpicard:

rashaka:

You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.

Galaxy Quest is the best of all the Star Trek movies.

iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

This is me. I have a photocopier dance that my coworkers anticipate with gladness, I am sure. 

(via elmify)